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[5:15:33 PM] Hexvin_d: do you garden, at all?
[5:15:33 PM] Hexvin_d: sorry, I mean, do you do any gardening, at all?
[5:15:41 PM] Showthis Tress: not at all
[5:15:44 PM] Showthis Tress: I leave that to peasants
[5:16:06 PM] Hexvin_d: good point

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