Online, you can be any animal you want.

NoWin_X: Dear god, Asian online stores
NoWin_X: Faux leather belt, cheap!!!!>??!!
NoWin_X: And then you see a list of questions posted by people

Q: what kind of leather is it?
A: its faux leather

And a few other users:
Q: what kind of animal is faux?

or
Q: is this a halal belt

NoWin_X: Seriously?