NameChangedBecauseHeIsASpy: oh boy, a coworker dropped the database with a log of every carpet in every airport in the world, 2.21 TB worth
NameChangedBecauseHeIsASpy: I'm sure you don't have this... unlucky... employees
BlahVin_Y: dropped... on his foot?
BlahVin_Y: or dropped from the DB Server = no longer there and data go bye-bye
NameChangedBecauseHeIsASpy: yes, went bye-bye
BlahVin_Y: well
BlahVin_Y: time for him to go bye-bye as well!
BlahVin_Y: lol
BlahVin_Y: i can feel his pain
NameChangedBecauseHeIsASpy: now to wait a couple of days to restore it from backups... damn
NameChangedBecauseHeIsASpy: he is the project manager, so won't go bye-bye :D
NameChangedBecauseHeIsASpy: he was testing....something....
NameChangedBecauseHeIsASpy: and somehow it ran TRUNCATE on all partitions
BlahVin_Y: why is a 'project manager' doing stuff that touches the DB?
BlahVin_Y: ooo... he's a Project Manager that ACTUALLY knows things / works?
BlahVin_Y: oh wow
BlahVin_Y: we dont have such animals here
NameChangedBecauseHeIsASpy: because we don't have sufficient manpower and the project manager just shines when he can do a bit of coding or playing with a database
BlahVin_Y: better than an idiot using excel, paper pushing you till you die of a 10000 papercuts
NameChangedBecauseHeIsASpy: indeed :)
NameChangedBecauseHeIsASpy: well, he'll bring it back
NameChangedBecauseHeIsASpy: at least our PM fixes his own mistakes :)
BlahVin_Y: you have a unicorn
BlahVin_Y: i've heard of those
BlahVin_Y: just never seen them
NameChangedBecauseHeIsASpy: yes, oftentimes it boggles my mind when I suggest something sane and you respond that it's impossible in your company....
BlahVin_Y: well yes, you keep suggesting things like turning metal into gold, levitation, eternal youth, and things like that. Not sane at all.
NameChangedBecauseHeIsASpy: I'm sure you don't have this... unlucky... employees
BlahVin_Y: dropped... on his foot?
BlahVin_Y: or dropped from the DB Server = no longer there and data go bye-bye
NameChangedBecauseHeIsASpy: yes, went bye-bye
BlahVin_Y: well
BlahVin_Y: time for him to go bye-bye as well!
BlahVin_Y: lol
BlahVin_Y: i can feel his pain
NameChangedBecauseHeIsASpy: now to wait a couple of days to restore it from backups... damn
NameChangedBecauseHeIsASpy: he is the project manager, so won't go bye-bye :D
NameChangedBecauseHeIsASpy: he was testing....something....
NameChangedBecauseHeIsASpy: and somehow it ran TRUNCATE on all partitions
BlahVin_Y: why is a 'project manager' doing stuff that touches the DB?
BlahVin_Y: ooo... he's a Project Manager that ACTUALLY knows things / works?
BlahVin_Y: oh wow
BlahVin_Y: we dont have such animals here
NameChangedBecauseHeIsASpy: because we don't have sufficient manpower and the project manager just shines when he can do a bit of coding or playing with a database
BlahVin_Y: better than an idiot using excel, paper pushing you till you die of a 10000 papercuts
NameChangedBecauseHeIsASpy: indeed :)
NameChangedBecauseHeIsASpy: well, he'll bring it back
NameChangedBecauseHeIsASpy: at least our PM fixes his own mistakes :)
BlahVin_Y: you have a unicorn
BlahVin_Y: i've heard of those
BlahVin_Y: just never seen them
NameChangedBecauseHeIsASpy: yes, oftentimes it boggles my mind when I suggest something sane and you respond that it's impossible in your company....
BlahVin_Y: well yes, you keep suggesting things like turning metal into gold, levitation, eternal youth, and things like that. Not sane at all.
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